SOME RANDOM RP 'BOUT SOLLUXS HANDSYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!SOME RANDOM RP 'BOUT SOLLUXS HANDS by oregonducksrule
You both like Homestuck.
You: help kk 2tole my hand2
Stranger: Are you sure you didn't eat the muffins?
Stranger: Did you eat the muffins Sollux??
You: no ii diidnt eat the muffiin2
You: he 2tole my hand2 ii can't 2ee them
Stranger: Well, try kicking him. Maybe he'll give them back.
You: fiine *goes to kick karkat*
You: there he diidn't giive them back
Stranger: Well I'm sorry. I have deceived you. I actually have your hands.
You: my hand2 giive me my hand2
Stranger: -holds out two doctor's gloves full of water-
You: *grabs them with his psionics (however you spell it) since he doesn't have hands*
You: THE2 AREN'T MY HAND2
You: *POPS them with water spilling everywhere*
Stranger: -nearly dies laughing, choking on his applejuice-
You: KARKAT FUCKIING VANTA2 GIIVE ME DAMN HAND2 BACK
Stranger: -watches them argue- Man you are so high. -takes a muffin, trying a bite-
You: GIIVE THEM BACK *SHAKES HIM WITH PSIONICS*
|The dreams in which I'm dieing are the best I've ever had|
Name: Dave (that's not my real name but I like being called Dave)
Nicknames: Dave, Karkat, lil man, Karkitty, Karkitten, pervert,
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Fav. Color: RED
From the scale Feferi ( the happiest) to Karkat ( the angriest) how happy are you: Karkat
Eye color: hazel with a bit of green
Hair color chestnut
Quote: "Dave Strider is a lovable douche bag"
Missions: Cosplay Alpha Dave and Davesprite, get a binder (not the thing you put papers in) and stop hating my self
I'm a transgender twelve year old boy. My parents don't know and I hope it stays that way until eight grade. I want to get a haircut cause my hairs too loooong.
<>: My amazing moirail Nepeta
<3< : empty
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