SOME RANDOM RP 'BOUT SOLLUXS HANDSYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!SOME RANDOM RP 'BOUT SOLLUXS HANDS by oregonducksrule
You both like Homestuck.
You: help kk 2tole my hand2
Stranger: Are you sure you didn't eat the muffins?
Stranger: Did you eat the muffins Sollux??
You: no ii diidnt eat the muffiin2
You: he 2tole my hand2 ii can't 2ee them
Stranger: Well, try kicking him. Maybe he'll give them back.
You: fiine *goes to kick karkat*
You: there he diidn't giive them back
Stranger: Well I'm sorry. I have deceived you. I actually have your hands.
You: my hand2 giive me my hand2
Stranger: -holds out two doctor's gloves full of water-
You: *grabs them with his psionics (however you spell it) since he doesn't have hands*
You: THE2 AREN'T MY HAND2
You: *POPS them with water spilling everywhere*
Stranger: -nearly dies laughing, choking on his applejuice-
You: KARKAT FUCKIING VANTA2 GIIVE ME DAMN HAND2 BACK
Stranger: -watches them argue- Man you are so high. -takes a muffin, trying a bite-
You: GIIVE THEM BACK *SHAKES HIM WITH PSIONICS*
|I'm starting with the man in the mirror.|
Name: Dave (that's not my real name but I like being called Dave)
Nicknames: Dave, Karkat, lil man, Karkitty, Karkitten, pervert,
Sex: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU IGNORANT SACKS OF SHIT
Sexual Orientation: Ginderblind
Fav. Color: RED
From the scale Feferi to Karkat how happy are you: Karkat
Quote: "What even is happiness"
Missions: Cosplay Alpha Dave and Davesprite, get a binder, stop hating my self, get a hair cut,
<>: My amazing moirail Nepeta
<3< : empty
~♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♎ ♍ ♌ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♒ ♓~
OTP's (Red Quadrant)|
1. Crab Apples
2. Crabs and Bee's
3. The birds and the bee
OTP's (Pale Quadrant)
1. Socially Unacceptable Art -Daverezi-
2. Sourpuss -Katnep-
OTP'S (Black Quadrant)
1. Strawberry jams -GamDave-
2. Blind Rage -Gamrezi-
if you notice Dave's the first one in all of them :/